Goodbye Underclassmen
Goodbye Underclassmen-Vivien Vanilla It’s been a long time coming. Underclassmen at Western Reserve Academy have been the metaphorical “thorn in our side” since August when the class of 2020 took to the lawns wide sweep as seniors. It’s time for them to go. From freshman like Sammy Grossman ‘23 to juniors like Mikey “Large Michael” … Continue reading
Students Who Don’t Care—Where Are They Now?
Students Who Don’t Care—Where Are They Now?-Queen Quince They were made famous by their announcement at the WRAP (the premiere late-night talk show here at Western Reserve Academy), but where are they now? WRA’s newest club, Students Who Don’t Care, opened with a bang – and a pie to the face of Carter Frato-Sweeney ’22. … Continue reading
Top 10 Napping Spots on Campus
Top 10 Napping Spots on Campus-Kitty Kiwi 10. MAC concessions. Honestly not the best place to take a nap because of how many people walk past and how loud the MAC usually is, but we work with what we’ve got. 9. Ellsworth dining hall. Also not ideal, but it would be nice if you have … Continue reading
Students Stressed Out by Trying to be Joyful
Students Stressed Out by Trying to be Joyful-Crystal Coconut Joy! Joy. That delightful, fulfilling catchphrase scrawled in every email and all over the WRA website in a cute, quirky handwritten font. Mrs. Buck’s promise of joy has arrived on campus, physically manifesting in our hallowed halls and all across the lawn’s wide sweep. Students have … Continue reading
Horoscopes
Horoscopes-Crystal Coconut Aries: Watch out– the MAC will no longer be open before classes. The future looks dark for your gains. Leo: The stars have aligned, your classmates will no longer get mad at you for letting juniors in the senior space. Sagittarius: Bad luck befalls you. You definitely used “get” twice in that Warner … Continue reading
The WRAP Becomes a One-Man Show
The WRAP Becomes a One-Man Show-Crystal Coconut Following the success of the March edition of the WRAp, Western Reserve Academy’s premiere late night talk show, the staff has been searching for a way to follow up. With a May show unlikely due to the coronavirus outbreak, lead Noah Frato-Sweeney `20 has come up with a … Continue reading
Mrs. Skinner Begins Rapping to Educate the Student Body
Mrs. Skinner Begins Rapping to Educate the Student Body-Micky Mozzarella In the past few school years at Western Reserve Academy, the student body has been put through more music-related trauma than necessary. Without naming names, let’s just say that musicals and music videos have shed their fair share of negative light. The students of Reserve … Continue reading
The Health Center Experiences an Influx of Students Avoiding Sports
The Health Center Experiences an Influx of Students Avoiding Sports-Sasha Starfruit A wise person once told me a truth: there are two kinds of people in this world, on this campus. There are those who enjoy sports, and those who hate them. The sports requirement at WRA is aimed toward those who fit within the … Continue reading
Students Take New Precautions amid Fire Alarm Concerns
Students Take New Precautions amid Fire Alarm Concerns-Sasha Starfruit This year at WRA has been fraught with changes and challenges faced by faculty and students alike. From the new administration to a complete revamping of Seymour to the coronavirus epidemic, life in the WRA community has transformed into an emotional (and physical when observing some … Continue reading
An Interview with Dr. Kent’s Fedora
An Interview with Dr. Kent’s Fedora-Uriel Ugli Interviewer/Me/Ellie: So, Dr. Kent’s Fedora, or, how would you prefer me to address you? Mr. Fedora? Dr. Fedora? Kent’s Fedora? Mr. Fedora: Mr. Fedora E: Mr. Fedora, how long have you belonged to Dr. Kent? MF: Well, I’ve belonged to Dr. Kent for the last 30 years, but … Continue reading
The Reserve Record 